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SOS from Toby Hi. Yes. Me. Toby. 9 years young. Chihuahua mix. Survivor of… whatever that was: I came from an 80+ Chihuahua hoarding situation, so I thought I had seen chaos… I WAS WRONG. New problem: Too many tiny humans Too much noise Zero respect for personal space I repeat… ZERO. I am once again asking… send help. adopt me. immediately. Don’t get me wrong—I’m a sweet little guy. I enjoy snacks, naps, and judging you silently from a cozy blanket. I’ve done my time in the chaos trenches. I am ready for a quieter retirement home where I can live my best “leave me alone but also love me” life. I dont do leashes. Try it and I'll alligator roll: dare you to try. Oh and I sometimes "mark things" which I'm told isnt allowed. Don't know how everyone will know what's mine but whatever. This house is weird. What you get: ✔️ Compact cuddle unit ✔️ Low maintenance king ✔️ Professional side-eye expert ✔️ Loyal little shadow (on my terms) What I do NOT want: ❌ Chaos(little hoomans or crazy dogs) ❌ Stampedes ❌ Sticky fingers Dont get me wrong, little hoomans arent all bad. I like the respectful quiet ones but 5?- no thank you! Dogs can be cool, I like the old ones like me that are over theor younger chaos days. Please… be my hero. Or at least my Uber out of here. #adoptme #sendhelp #tinytyrantsoverthrow #retirementhomewanted